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When trying to do magic
leilockheart: tumblr-funniest: Expectations: Reality: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ways to get people to stop talking to you
loveandr0ckets: ratherdielaughing: NOTE: MUST BE PERSISTENT AND CAN NOT STOP UNTIL THEY LEAVE. TECHNIQUE 1: Make this face and stay frozen: TECHNIQUE 2: Turn into an animal. Can be any of the following: Dog: Dolphin: Turkey: Velociraptor: TECHNIQUE 3: Spontaneously turn into Helen Keller: when i do the turkey my friends just laugh….
When your friend is upset...
leilockheart: tumblr-funniest: And you make stupid faces like: And they’re all like: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts SO TRUE.
toughc0okie: CAN I GET A “WHAT, WHAT?”
That moment when you open the fridge and there's...
sreezuh: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!”